35 Funny Christmas Gifts that Will Jingle Everyone’s Bells

When it comes to Christmas, more is always more! More glitter, more bells, more cookies, more tinsel, more fa-la-lala-ing…

Be a miserly miser the rest of the year, if you must, but when the snowflakes are falling, the fudge is cooling and setting, and the carols are played loud, you just have to get down with your gift-giving self!

Impress the jolly old elf himself with this selection of super funny gifts for everyone on your Nice List.

Funniest Christmas Gifts

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1. Probably Watching Christmas Movies Personalized Bird Feeder

Whether it’s all those Hallmark holiday movies, or the umpteenth time they’ve watched A Christmas Story, you know it’s true about at least one of the families on your list!

The movie buffs will so appreciate this personalized cedar wood bird feeder. It’s plenty roomy for lots of bird seed to go around in the cold winter months, but we bet they’ll keep this up all year ’round (Christmas in July, anyone)?

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2. Family Christmas Shirts

Pair with flannel bottoms for Christmas morning photos or be the best dressed family at the Christmas party this year with these amazing and totally customizable tee-shirts!

You know each family member has a shirt that is just calling to them with an on-point title, like Most Likely to Drink All the Wine, Most Likely to Re-Gift Their Presents, or whatever other funny and hilarious ones you can come up with!

3. Customizable Ugly Sweater

Ugly Sweater Parties are common place these days, and for good reason. They’re hilarious and the competition is fierce!

Definitely be in the running for Ugliest with one of these babies – a personalized sweatshirt with a hysterical photobomb right on front.

4. Nicolas Cage Ornament

No beautiful Christmas tree is complete without one (or seven) of these epically awful Nicolas Cage ornaments!

Nestled in amongst the sweet cherub angels, the family heirloom set of Nutcrackers, and the romantic couple’s first Christmas together 1997 bauble, every guest will be delighted to find this beauty.

We’d say more about it, but we have to go order a box for all of our siblings RIGHT NOW.

5. Funny Gift Bags

Sometimes the wrapping is better than what’s inside, are we right? Remove any delusions of you getting them anything grandiose or bougie, and let them know ahead of time to lower those expectations with these funny and brutally honest gift bags.

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6. Hallmark Christmas Movie Mug

It’s gonna get a lot of use, isn’t it? This holiday movie watching mug will barely get a chance to be watched before she’s firing up yet another film about an uptight, workaholic city girl, who finds true love in the flannel bedecked arms of a small-town single father.

7. Dear Santa… I Can Explain! Holiday Doormat

Make the guests giggle and Santa give her a pass, with this cute doormat. It says all you really need to say about her questionable behavior this year, AND it will keep her floors nice and clean, to boot. (Get it? Boots?)

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8. Witty Housewife Magnets

These retro and vintage looking fridge magnets will instantly transform her kitchen into a funny and laidback, anti-housewife, kind of vibe! Each one will make her laugh and they’ll look adorable holding up photos of her grandkids, to-do lists, and grocery item needs.

Perfect for the sassy woman in your life!

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9. Jingle Juice Wine Tumbler

Is it tea? Is it vodka? Only Santa knows, and he’s not telling!

This jolly tumbler is insulated to keep her hot spiced rum nice and toasty, or her chardonnay icy cold, for hours… not that it will last that long, ahem. Personalized with her name so she doesn’t have to share.

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10. Funny Hostess Gift: Relax! Napkins

Dispel all doubt with these funny napkins! She will love to be able to keep the mood simple and light, and keep the guests laughing. Forgotten side dishes, spilled wine, soupy apple pie… None of it matters when she has good friends, close family, and a great sense of humor!

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11. World’s Smallest Shop Vac

While it’s meant to be more hilarious than useful, this world’s smallest shop vac might be just the ticket for cleaning up those beard and mustache hairs in the bathroom sink… are we overthinking this?

Well, no matter if he only cracks up at the sight or runs to suck up a pile of pencil shavings, he’ll be greatly appreciative of this goofy gift.

12. Christmas Story Leg Lamp

“Fra-gee-lay… it must be Italian!” – Dad in ‘A Christmas Story’

Every dad worth his salt knows the story of Ralphie’s dad and his magical, slightly inappropriate, leg lamp. Every house needs one this time of year, and Mom will appreciate the fact that this one is miniature.

13. Only a Morning Person on Christmas

This one will have everyone giggling at the honesty. Let’s face it, holiday mugs abound Christmas, but this is sure to become his new favorite when he needs a hot cup of java.

14. Customizable Face Socks

Pick yourself, pick the kids, pick the dog, heck, pick Nicolas Cage (if you’re going with a theme). Once that beautiful mug is put onto these amazing socks, they’ll beg to be worn everyday of the week! Mix and match and go nuts with the colors. These babies are just meant to be worn with shorts and sandals.

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15. Too Lazy to Jingle All the Way

Honest and funny, this cozy long-sleeved tee is perfect for layering with jeans and hats, mittens and scarves. It brings the right amount of funny to an otherwise serious holiday season!

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16. Christmas Lights Charging Cable

When they said decorate everything, they meant it! Now your kids can charge their phones in epic holiday style with these bright and cheery Christmas lights charging cable. They really have thought of everything!

When you think about it, they’re unnecessary and silly so we’ll take three sets.

17. 100 A-maize-ing Corny Jokes

You know how phones aren’t allowed at Christmas dinner with the relatives? Well, make it a good thing (or a bad thing if you hate bad jokes!) with this set of totally corny and cheesy joke cards. Kids will get a kick out of reading these to each other and to all the adults!

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18. Inflatable Reindeer Game

From the kiddos to the grandparents, this inflatable reindeer game is a hilarious and fun way to spend some time together this holiday season! Make up your own rules, and have silly prizes for the winners of this ring-toss game. It’s a new family tradition in the making!

19. Jigsaw Ninja

For the puzzle lovers in your life, or just those who enjoy a totally silly gag-gift, this puzzle for experts only is just the thing! Your kids will be cracking up while trying to figure out how to put it together! So much for a silent night.

20. Eat the Naughty List Funny Kids Shirt

The dog ate the homework, right? So it’s fair to assume there is a chance Rudolph will munch away on the naughty list, and your kiddo can get off scot-free! This cute and soft tee will look great with jeans or skirts or shorts, and will make everyone who sees it, smile.

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21. DIY Gift: Melted Snowman

DIY Christmas Gift

An easy DIY for a White Elephant Party, or just to set on each of your coworker’s desk to make them smile. Tell them you stalked it for days in the wild, and finally caught it after a brutal fight…. just for them.

Click HERE to download your free 8″ x 2″ cut outs!

22. Emotional Support Coworker

You know it’s true, so let them know as well! These cute stickers are perfect ways to show your appreciation for all your favorite shift buddies.

23. When You’re Dead Inside But It’s the Holidays Shirt

A little bit goth, a little bit punk, and a whole lotta funny, this skeleton Christmas sweater is just the thing for the reluctant Christmas lover.

It’s sure to make them smile (not to mention everyone else who sees them wear it) and we bet it’s going to get a whole lot of wears before December 25th.

24. The Office Ornaments

Nothing encapsulates office shenanigans quite like “The Office.” The beloved sitcom is immortalized on these fun ornaments, perfectly suited to your very own Dwight, Michael and Pam. They’ll love them!

25. Monday/Friday Socks

These cute Monday/Friday socks are ironically accurate most weeks. Your coworkers will appreciate these cozy tootsie warmers with their funny faces and fitting colors.

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26. DIY Candy Cane Puzzle

Christmas Gag Gifts: Candy Cane Puzzle

Put it together in minutes, and watch them roll their eyes fondly at your excellent sense of humor! Great for grandkids, coworkers, neighbors, and the like, this DIY candy cane puzzle will really make them chuckle.

27. Santa Toilet Seat Set

Anyone can decorate the living room for Christmas! Help them go all out and show that they are, in fact, the King or Queen of the Holidays, with this amazing and totally unnecessary toilet decoration set! We think Santa would be greatly impressed.

28. Christmas Tree Plunger

And while you’re decorating the porcelain commode, get them one of these! This hilarious toilet plunger looks like a Charlie Brown Christmas tree, and WE ARE HERE FOR IT.

29. Nose Warmer

Honestly, they had us at “lots of colors available,” so we think your friends will love these too: nose warmers!

How many times have you gone caroling with friends, only to realize all of your poor proboscis is about to get frostbite? Well, no longer! Keep those poor noses warm and toasty with one of these.

30. A Gift You’ll Use

It’s the gift you (and they) never knew you/they wanted! But now that you know… you can’t just walk away. These funny gag-gift toilet papers will make everyone who uses the restroom crack up.

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31. Potty Putter Toilet Game

When you forget your phone in the bathroom, what are you going to do while dropping off those friends at the pool? Why, golf of course! This funny toilet game will make them laugh for sure.

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32. Belly Button Lint Brush

We can bet they’ve never received one of these before! A belly button lint brush is just the thing for that friend who already has everything but could use a good belly button sprucing up.

33. Clever Wine Label

Customizable, these funny wine labels are perfect for all of those holiday parties, so stock up! They’re witty and funny, and most importantly, fit on a bottle of vino of your choice.

34. I Can Get You On the Naughty List

A little wink wink nudge nudge, this cute ornament can be perfect for your bestie and all those shenanigans you get into together, or for the spouse that wants a little spicier holiday season! Either way, it’s going to look adorable on their tree.

35. Stocking Coal

You’ve been threatening it for years, so make it happen! Santa approved, this ultimate Christmas surprise of coal will give them utter dismay at first, but then they’ll laugh… we’re pretty sure they’ll laugh.

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Have a Sweet Holiday

Cards are just the ticket for those far-away family members, or for friends who aren’t close enough to receive a gift. This sweet holiday card hits all the right notes!

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Merry Furrr-mas!

Great for the fur parents in your life, this cute card is just adorable!

Hope You Have the Purrfect Holiday

And for the kitty mamas, this one takes the cake!

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