Because sometimes you just gotta say something.
According to the Wedding Report, over 2.4 million people were wed in 2022 in the United States. That’s a lot of love, a lot of cake, and a lot of wedding wishes.
But weddings are more than just cake and flowers; they’re crazy, beautiful adventures, and our wishes should reflect that, right? We certainly think so.
If you’re anything like our team here at AGC, you enjoy good, classy wine quotes as much as you enjoy a fine glass of vino. They really go hand-in-hand when you think about it, and to quote Louis Pasteur, “A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.”
Whether you’re a seasoned connoisseur or just enjoy a casual sip, you’ll find that the world of wine is not only about swirling and sipping, but also about some seriously entertaining and thought-provoking quotes. Waxing philosophical and all that.
Sure, you can spend six bucks on a pre-made card (that is only moderately funny) to give them on their special day. Or, you can DIY some funny birthday cards that are actually hilarious! It’s up to you, but you can guess what we recommend. If you make a card yourself, not only does it … Read more
We go together like…
Copy and paste.
Scarlett & Rhett.
PB & J.
If you’re looking for the “perfect pair” of things that go together, we’ve gotcha covered.
Here are over one hundred of the best “we go together like…” quotes. These are great for celebrating romance and friendship alike, with a dash of cutesy humor.
Getting old is no joke.
**Pregnant pause…….**
Of course it is! Getting old is hilarious.
With each passing year, it’s best to share a laugh about getting older with friends and family.
For a friend or loved one who has both an upcoming birthday to celebrate and – importantly – a great sense of humor, here are over a hundred old age jokes for birthday cards.
It’s the Christmas season! Which means it’s time to spread some holiday cheer by sending out funny Christmas cards to your family members and friends.
Funny Christmas cards. Because everyone needs a good laugh during the holidays (especially after they see the credit card statement).
What’s the best way to say “Feel better soon” and create some positive vibes?
Whether you are looking for some encouragement for yourself after a hard day of feeling lousy, or want fresh, positive thoughts to send someone you love a “get well” message, we’ve pulled together 100 feel-better quotes to wish someone good health and get the good energy flowing again.
Retirement is no time for serious quotes, inspirational words, or wise musings… No, retirement is an occasion to laugh it up, and funny retirement quotes are where it’s at
Keep the dad jokes, groan-inducing puns and hilarity at an all time high during your friend’s retirement party celebrations. Laughter is always the best medicine, after all!
It’s a sad time when your favorite coworker decides to leave! How selfish of them! Did they not think of the hole they’d leave behind? You may have originally thought of some sweet retirement messages for your coworker, but now you may just give them an earful!
All kidding aside, you want to have some heart-felt (or funny) sentiments and messages for that special person. Just signing your name to a group card? No way! Totally gauche. You’re better than that, and they deserve more.
When “The Big Cheese” is up for retirement, it’s a mixed bag of feelings! After all, he or she is #1 in your book, and they’ll be so dearly, dearly missed.
But also, it’s a time to be proud of them and all they’ve accomplished! Not to mention happy that they get some much earned time to themselves for a change.