Because sometimes you just gotta say something.
We go together like…
Copy and paste.
Scarlett & Rhett.
PB & J.
If you’re looking for the “perfect pair” of things that go together, we’ve gotcha covered.
Here are over one hundred of the best “we go together like…” quotes. These are great for celebrating romance and friendship alike, with a dash of cutesy humor.
Getting old is no joke.
**Pregnant pause…….**
Of course it is! Getting old is hilarious.
With each passing year, it’s best to share a laugh about getting older with friends and family.
For a friend or loved one who has both an upcoming birthday to celebrate and – importantly – a great sense of humor, here are over a hundred old age jokes for birthday cards.
It’s the Christmas season! Which means it’s time to spread some holiday cheer by sending out funny Christmas cards to your family members and friends.
Funny Christmas cards. Because everyone needs a good laugh during the holidays (especially after they see the credit card statement).
What’s the best way to say “Feel better soon” and create some positive vibes?
Whether you are looking for some encouragement for yourself after a hard day of feeling lousy, or want fresh words to send someone you love a “get well soon” message, we’ve pulled together 100 feel better quotes to get the good energy flowing again.
We know that mood and positivity are correlated with feeling better and overcoming illness. Kind words and uplifting messages can be an important part of taking care of ourselves and others.
Retirement is no time for serious quotes, inspirational words, or wise musings… No, retirement is an occasion to laugh it up, and funny retirement quotes are where it’s at
Keep the dad jokes, groan-inducing puns and hilarity at an all time high during your friend’s retirement party celebrations. Laughter is always the best medicine, after all!
It’s a sad time when your favorite coworker decides to leave! How selfish of them! Did they not think of the hole they’d leave behind? You may have originally thought of some sweet retirement messages for your coworker, but now you may just give them an earful!
All kidding aside, you want to have some heart-felt (or funny) sentiments and messages for that special person. Just signing your name to a group card? No way! Totally gauche. You’re better than that, and they deserve more.
When “The Big Cheese” is up for retirement, it’s a mixed bag of feelings! After all, he or she is #1 in your book, and they’ll be so dearly, dearly missed.
But also, it’s a time to be proud of them and all they’ve accomplished! Not to mention happy that they get some much earned time to themselves for a change.
Now that you’ve perfected the art of the selfie — well, first of all, can you teach a seminar or something? Because I always have a double chin and no eyes. But second of all (and more importantly), great birthday photos need great birthday captions! This is no time for writer’s block, people. Read on … Read more
It’s a happy day for them, but a sad day for you! You’re losing your favorite coworker — well, not losing them per se, but not seeing them each and every day? Unfathomable.
But of course you’re pleased as punch for them, and super excited for what their future holds. To help them celebrate, you’ll definitely want some great retirement wishes to help send them on their way. Here are 100 ways to say “Happy Retirement” and let them know how dearly they’ll be missed!
Your beloved friend, parent, grandparent, neighbor or whomever it is, is turning a century old? This calls for a celebration and some memorable ways to say Happy Birthday (that isn’t, you know, “happy birthday”).
To reach that incredible milestone of a grand century, they certainly must possess a lot of personal spirit, inner strength and a LOT of life experience. They deserve to be honored with sweet sentiments and plenty of well wishes.
Read on for some fun ways to wish your special person a wonderful day that is all about them.