These are, without a doubt, the 21 worst gift ideas ever. They’re such bad gifts that you probably should stop reading right now.
Just go away.
We have to do this sort of thing. Because we’re All Gifts Considered, we have to consider not only the best gift ideas, but also the worst. Those terrible, lousy, outrageously stupid gifts that somehow still end up being gifted.
But you, dear reader, you do not have to consider all gifts, so you are free to leave.