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For the budding theologian and Bible scholar to the tried and tested veteran pastor, niche theology t-shirts just might be one of your better gift ideas.

1. PROTOEVANGELIUM

Protoevangelium Christian Theology ShirtsAvailable here

Christian theologians refer to Genesis 3:15 as the “protoevangelium,” which is a Greek word for “first gospel” (proto=first, evangelium=evangel or gospel). These words from Genesis 3:15 are spoken by God and contain the first promise of redemption in the Scriptures.

2. I AM THE MAN (or WOMAN)

Biblical Reference T-ShirtsAvailable here

King David is convicted of his sin and driven to confession and repentance at the words of the prophet Nathan, “You are the man.” This shirt is also available with the text, “I am the woman.

3. DO YOU EVEN MORTIFY?

The Best Puritan T-Shirts - John Owen Reformed ShirtsAvailable here

John Owen is famous in part for his work on The Mortification of Sin. It’s a good question, pertinent to any believer: Do you mortify your sin?

For more like this: 10 Best Puritan T-Shirts for People Who Love Reformed Theology

4. SHIBBOLETH / SIBBOLETH

Christian T-Shirts with Bible JokesAvailable here

Did you say shibboleth? Or sibboleth? This is a quick and easy way to tell a believer from a heathen, btw.

5. HOMOOUSIOS > HOMOIOUSIOS

Christian History Teacher T-Shirt

Homoousios or Homoiousios? The difference means everything. This is the perfect t-shirt for a Christian history teacher, or a church history buff.

Here are 21 more history geek gift ideas

6. VOTE FOR FILIOQUE

Filioque T-Shirt for Theology NerdsAvailable here

So there was this time when Christians from the East and Christians from the West were talking, and some we like “We vote for the filioque clause!” and others were all, “Nay! Leave the creed!” Then there was this whole East/West split that pretty much affected the entire history of, like, civilization. No big deal.

(In case you wanted to know, I’m #teamfilioque)

7. CLASSIS/CONSISTORY

Christian Geek T-Shirts

Available here

Classis & Consistory vs Presbytery & Session. Which is greater? Your answer will no doubt depend on which denomination you belong to. If you think the Presbytery & Session is the superior choice, you’ll want to check out the next shirt on our list.

8. PRESBYTERY/SESSION

Presbytery superior to ClassisAvailable here

OK fine, here ya go. We’ll throw the Presbyterians a bone.

9. YOUR MOM IS THE COSMOLOGICAL ARGUMENT

Philosophy Humor: Your Mom is the Cosmological ArgumentAvailable here

The cosmological argument has to do with first or ultimate causes. Your first cause was your mom; your mom’s first cause was her mom, right on back to Eve and, ultimately, God the Creator. Sooooo….. your mom is the cosmological argument. Boom, mic drop.

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T-Shirts for Christians, Theology and Church History Nerds

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