These sarcastic coffee mugs will either make your clients smile or get you fired.

Coffee Mugs with Sarcasm

Some good and sarcastic coffee mugs are perfectly appropriate gifts for use around the office. Or not. Your clients will definitely get a kick out of the fun messages on these mugs. But they will probably be offended, so maybe you shouldn’t use them. But if it makes your boss laugh, then it will all be worth it. Unless your boss fires you, that wouldn’t be so nice.

In any event, you should totally get a couple of these sarcastic mugs for you and your co-workers to keep around the office coffee station! Actually we totally don’t recommend these if it will get you in trouble! Please proceed at your own risk!

 1. Know when the time is right.

Because work doesn’t start until at least 3/4 of the way through a cup of joe. Available here.

2. Things I love about my job…

1) The chair spins. 2) That’s about it. Available here.

3. I’m not the boss, but probably should be.

Don’t cry just because you don’t know what I know. Available here.

4. Tell us how you really feel about meetings.

I survived another meeting that should have been an email. Or a text. Or a tweet. Available here.

5. Have a great day!!!

You turd. Available here.

6. When they just won’t shut up…

… and you give them that look… then you take a big gulp of coffee… and they finally get the picture…. then it’s all worth it. Available here.

7. I need my fix

After all, it’s still legal in all 50 states. Available here.

8. I do what I want

Like it’s my job or something. Available here.

9. People skills are not what I am lacking.

Let’s just work on getting fewer idiots in this here department. Available here.

10. Show some company pride.

This is how it’s done, son. Available here.

11. Just….

Nopeitty nope nope nopers. Not today. Maybe never. Available here.

12. This is how you get back to basics.

Down to the very elements of life, indeed. Available here.

13. Permission denied.

Just because I work in IT doesn’t mean I work in IT. Available here.

14. Just telling it like it is.

Speaking of, I think it’s time for a break. Coffee break, bathroom break, with any luck I won’t have to work at all today. Available here.

15. The most important meal of the day

Next to pretty much all the other ones. Available here.

Office Gifts for Doctors

Office Gifts for Doctors

At Northwest Gifts, we are now offering a wide variety of customized wall decor signs that highlight a friend or co-worker’s profession. For those in the medical field, we have nameboard plaques made from furniture-grade wood in the old-school style of “put up a sign and you’re in business,” for physicians, anesthesiologists, radiologists, chiropractors, druggists or pharmacists, and many more. These make a great and memorable office gift at $89.95.

Check out a sampling below of our medical office gift signs:

Physician Sign | Doctor Sign | Physician Gift | Doctor Gift
Radiologist Sign | Radiologist Plaque | Radiologist Gift
Orthopaedic Surgeon Gift | Orthopaedic Surgeon Sign | Custom Nameboard
Osteopath Sign | Osteopath Gift | Osteopath Office Plaque
Gynecologist Sign | Gynecologist Gift | Office Decor
Nurse Practitioner Sign | Nurse Practitioner Plaque | Nurse Practitioner Gift
Chiropractor Gift | Chiropractor Sign | Office Decor
Cardiologist Gift | Cardiologist Sign | Office Decor
Cardiologist Gift | Cardiologist Sign | Office Decor
We have custom signs for many more professions as well – artist, plumber, fireman, dentist, excavator, chef, counselor, funeral director, farmer, etc. Check out our complete selection of custom office gift signs!