These sarcastic coffee mugs will either make your clients smile or get you fired.

Coffee Mugs with Sarcasm

Some good and sarcastic coffee mugs are perfectly appropriate gifts for use around the office. Or not. Your clients will definitely get a kick out of the fun messages on these mugs. But they will probably be offended, so maybe you shouldn’t use them. But if it makes your boss laugh, then it will all be worth it. Unless your boss fires you, that wouldn’t be so nice.

In any event, you should totally get a couple of these sarcastic mugs for you and your co-workers to keep around the office coffee station! Actually we totally don’t recommend these if it will get you in trouble! Please proceed at your own risk!

 1. Know when the time is right.

Because work doesn’t start until at least 3/4 of the way through a cup of joe. Available here.

2. Things I love about my job…

1) The chair spins. 2) That’s about it. Available here.

3. I’m not the boss, but probably should be.

Don’t cry just because you don’t know what I know. Available here.

4. Tell us how you really feel about meetings.

I survived another meeting that should have been an email. Or a text. Or a tweet. Available here.

5. Have a great day!!!

You turd. Available here.

6. When they just won’t shut up…

… and you give them that look… then you take a big gulp of coffee… and they finally get the picture…. then it’s all worth it. Available here.

7. I need my fix

After all, it’s still legal in all 50 states. Available here.

8. I do what I want

Like it’s my job or something. Available here.

9. People skills are not what I am lacking.

Let’s just work on getting fewer idiots in this here department. Available here.

10. Show some company pride.

This is how it’s done, son. Available here.

11. Just….

Nopeitty nope nope nopers. Not today. Maybe never. Available here.

12. This is how you get back to basics.

Down to the very elements of life, indeed. Available here.

13. Permission denied.

Just because I work in IT doesn’t mean I work in IT. Available here.

14. Just telling it like it is.

Speaking of, I think it’s time for a break. Coffee break, bathroom break, with any luck I won’t have to work at all today. Available here.

15. The most important meal of the day

Next to pretty much all the other ones. Available here.

12 Vintage Coffee Signs

Vintage Coffee Signs Gift Ideas

Vintage coffee signs create an aura of trendy timelessness in your coffee shop, kitchen or breakfast nook. If you’re in the hunt for a coffee-theme kitchen gift for a caffeine junkie, you’ve come to the right place. Here is our roundup of twelve fun, funny, colorful, and classy vintage coffee signs. Grab a cup o’ joe and enjoy!

1. Personalized Vintage Art “Coffee Shop” Sign

Vintage Coffee Sign Gift Ideas

This nifty vintage-style coffee shop sign includes your name (on the top) and a custom line (“Little Creek – California”) across the bottom.

2. Vintage Espresso Sign

Vintage Espresso Framed Wall Decor Sign

Available with or without a frame, this 16-inch vintage coffee sign reads “Espresso” in classy lettering. Ideal as a gift for the true espresso connoisseur.

3. Vintage Coffee Sign: You Can Sleep When You’re Dead Distressed

Vintage Coffee Sign Gift Ideas

“Coffee! You can sleep when you’re dead!” We all know it, but it’s good to hear the reminder now and again. The overly-perky, already-caffeinated, steaming-coffee-cup-wielding 1950’s-retro gal helps reinforce the idea.

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4. Best Hot Coffee In Town Vintage Sign

Antique tin coffee sign

“The Best HOT COFFEE in Town Served Here” – and only 5 cents! What a deal! This reproduction has the distressed look and feel of the truly authentic vintage coffee signs, made from tin and ready to hang.

5. Vintage Coffee Signs: I Love You More Than Coffee

Vintage Coffee Signs

“I love you more than coffee (but please don’t make me prove it).” These vintage coffee signs are hand-painted on reclaimed wood. A light-hearted gift for a couple who loves coffee.

6. Instant Human: Just Add Coffee Sign

Vintage Coffee Signs Gift Ideas

Ever feel this way? Always feel this way? Ever not feel this way?

7. Vintage Coffee Signs: Open 24 Hours

Vintage Coffee Sign Espresso Decor

“Open 24 Hours: *Coffee Shop* We serve the best coffee in the world!” Cool colors and retro sci-fi fonts make this coffee shop sign a winner.

8. Vintage Coffee Shop Metal Sign

Metal Personalized Coffee Shop Sign

Personalized vintage-style coffee shop sign, includes your name and location along with two steaming cups of java.

9. Coffee Roaster Sign Personalized

Personalized Vintage Coffee SignsAntique-style vintage coffee signs, personalized for your Coffee Roaster friend or family member with a custom hanging name board. “Let me turn your choice beans into gold!” – “When the pot’s on – we’re open!!” – “Blended to perfection for distinct taste & aroma.”

10. Bottomless Coffee Cup Vintage Sign

Vintage "bottomless coffee cup" sign“Hot Coffee – Bottomless Cup: 10c” Great little coffee cup vintage style sign. Not quite as affordable as the 5 cent cup above, which is why this sign is ranked a bit lower on our *totally official* and **completely exhaustive** list.

*This list is actually not totally official.
**This list is actually not completely exhaustive.

11. Caffeine Problem Vintage Coffee Sign

Coffee Humor Sign

“I don’t have a problem with caffeine, I have a problem without it!!!” A little caffeine humor about your addiction never hurt anybody.

12. Hot Coffee Vintage Sign

Vintage Coffee Decor“Hot coffee – The Best Drink of All” Amen!

Which is your favorite of these vintage coffee signs?