These sarcastic coffee mugs will either make your clients smile or get you fired.

Coffee Mugs with Sarcasm

Some good and sarcastic coffee mugs are perfectly appropriate gifts for use around the office. Or not. Your clients will definitely get a kick out of the fun messages on these mugs. But they will probably be offended, so maybe you shouldn’t use them. But if it makes your boss laugh, then it will all be worth it. Unless your boss fires you, that wouldn’t be so nice.

In any event, you should totally get a couple of these sarcastic mugs for you and your co-workers to keep around the office coffee station! Actually we totally don’t recommend these if it will get you in trouble! Please proceed at your own risk!

 1. Know when the time is right.

Because work doesn’t start until at least 3/4 of the way through a cup of joe. Available here.

2. Things I love about my job…

1) The chair spins. 2) That’s about it. Available here.

3. I’m not the boss, but probably should be.

Don’t cry just because you don’t know what I know. Available here.

4. Tell us how you really feel about meetings.

I survived another meeting that should have been an email. Or a text. Or a tweet. Available here.

5. Have a great day!!!

You turd. Available here.

6. When they just won’t shut up…

… and you give them that look… then you take a big gulp of coffee… and they finally get the picture…. then it’s all worth it. Available here.

7. I need my fix

After all, it’s still legal in all 50 states. Available here.

8. I do what I want

Like it’s my job or something. Available here.

9. People skills are not what I am lacking.

Let’s just work on getting fewer idiots in this here department. Available here.

10. Show some company pride.

This is how it’s done, son. Available here.

11. Just….

Nopeitty nope nope nopers. Not today. Maybe never. Available here.

12. This is how you get back to basics.

Down to the very elements of life, indeed. Available here.

13. Permission denied.

Just because I work in IT doesn’t mean I work in IT. Available here.

14. Just telling it like it is.

Speaking of, I think it’s time for a break. Coffee break, bathroom break, with any luck I won’t have to work at all today. Available here.

15. The most important meal of the day

Next to pretty much all the other ones. Available here.

21 Financial Advisor Gifts For Your Financial Advisor To Geek Out On

Gift ideas for financial advisors

If you have a family member or friend who is a financial advisor, or if you really appreciate your financial guru and are looking for the perfect Christmas gift idea, look no further. This list of 21 financial advisor gifts for your financial advisor to geek out on includes finance-related gifts for all types and interests, from old-fashioned office decor pieces to modern tech gifts.

21 Financial Advisor Gift Ideas

Here are twenty-one of our best gift idea finds for financial advisors.

1. Personalized Vintage Financial Advisor Plaque

Vintage Financial Advisor Office Sign

Available here from Northwest Gifts, this plaque is made in the USA from real wood and is distressed by hand to create a vintage effect. The dollar sign is a hand-carved 3-dimensional applique, and you can add a personalized hanging name board with your name and/or company name as well. Also available in Stock Broker and Banker designs. Financial advisor gifts don’t get much better than this.

2. Magazine Subscription

KiplingersMoney Magazine, The Economist, or The Wall Street Journal are all classic and trusted resources for anyone in the finance industry.

3. Daytrader Board Game

Daytrader is a newer board game in the vein of Monopoly, but with day trading. You start by getting a job at the companies around the board to earn money. As you make your way up financially, you buy and sell stocks in the companies you work for to beef up your earnings even more. First player to sell with enough cash to retire and make it to the bank wins. It’s as easy as real life daytrading!

4. Wall Street: 20th Anniversary Edition

Make sure the financial advisor in your life owns the greatest finance film ever made. Wall Street stars Michael Douglas as the (in)famous Gordon Gekko alongside Charlie Sheen and Daryl Hannah, and is directed by the legendary Oliver Stone.

If they already own this one, here are a few more films with a finance theme that will be a great gift idea for the movie buff:

5. Executive Brass Fire Extinguisher

Exectutive Office Gifts

For the safety-conscious financial advisor, help them keep their office prepared for any emergency while also looking sleek and sharp. This premium executive fire extinguisher boasts a brass finish (also available in chrome or copper) and is attractive enough to be kept out in the open where it can actually be used in case of need.

More decorative fire extinguisher designs are available here.

6. Personalized Decanter & Glasses Set

Financial Advisor Gift Ideas

This is what takes the financial advisor’s office to the next level. You know you’ve arrived when you have a decanter of fine whiskey at the ready to enjoy with your favored clients. The Personalized Decanter & Glasses Set is a classy and timeless gift idea for any occasion, and it includes customized engraving of the initial of your choice.

7. Alexa Show

The Alexa Show provides the technology of the Echo, the interaction of Alexa, and the visuals of a tablet together in one place. All the news, information, podcasts, and more that a finance guru needs wait at the ready. Perfect for the home or office, listen to news reports while you get ready in the morning, get quick insights at the office, and much more.

8. Fitbit

Maybe it’s just me, but financial advisors seem to have a thing for fitness. Maybe it’s the sendantary office-type work combined with flexible scheduling that inspires them to want to stay in shape. Who knows. In any case, a Fitbit is a popular aid for tracking and improving excercise, and your financial advisor will love to receive this as a gift.

9. Personalized Wine Bottle Opener

Just Because Gift Ideas Under $20

Etched with the text of your choice, the Laser Engraved Corkscrew Bottle Opener is a great gift for any celebration. Christmas, birthday, sealing a deal, helping a client achieve their goals, or simply enjoying a nice glass of wine with loved ones, the financial advisor in your life will find plenty of opportunities to put this opener to use.

10. Bull & Bear Bookends

Bull market? Bear market? You may not know what these mean, but your financial advisor does. Get these classy Bull & Bear Bookends and they will display their favorite reads with a nod towards the current market situation, whatever that may be.

11. Bull & Bear Bronze Statue

The bull and bear make their appearance again on our list, this time as a beautiful bronze electroplated reson sculpture, perfect for a desk or bookcase. Get it here.

12. Stock Market Executive Decision Maker Paperweight

Financial Advisor Gift Ideas

Your financial advisor helps you make decisions, why not help them make some for themselves? This spinning executive paperweight has all the answers. Simply spin and whamo! You’ll know it’s time to liquidate, or short, or sell, or whatever.

13. Custom Engraved Business Card Case

Financial Advisor Gift Ideas

Engrave any message, name, or logo onto a stylish business card case for a slim, personalized, and affordable gift. Business cards are still effective in the digital age, and your financial advisor knows it. You can get this stainless steel card case custom engraved and delivered for about twenty-five bucks, so get it here.

14. Wall Street Scandal Memorabilia

Finance Gifts

For the Wall Street history buff who is truly a nerd, grab a piece of some of the infamous deals and scandals that have made the news, fired CEOs, and destroyed stock value. Bull Market Gifts offers an interesting selection of scandal collectibles and memorabilia, like this stock certificate from Southwestern Bell.

15. Personalized Putter Office Gift Set

Gifts for financial advisors

This is a fun, old-fashioned executive putter gift set for the golf enthusiast financial advisor. Everything fits into the personalized gift box, and the set includes the wooden keepsake box, putter, automatic golf ball return target, and two golf balls. Customization of name on the vintage art design is also included. Get yours here.

16. Dandelion Paperweight

Gift ideas for the financial advisor in your life

Made from a real dandelion, this paperweight is uniquely beautiful and provides a touch of elegance and earthiness to any office decor.

17. Coffee Mug with Built-In Mood Gauge

This coffee mug is perfect for the financial advisor who needs a bit of go-juice to get started in the morning. Built-in messaging tells clients for you where you’re at and when you’ll be ready to participate in life.

18. Pit Card Game

Pit is the classic card game from 1904 where players trade commodities to corner the market and win the round. Fast paced and interactive, this has been a proved favorite for years. Less than ten bucks and with a stock market theme, this is one of the most popular financial advisor gifts out there. Get it here.

19. Memory Foam Lumbar Support Pillow

For the financial advisor who sits in an office chair most of the day – and they do, reading online journals, researching trends, emailing, updating portfolios, and oh so much more – a bit of comfortable back support can go a long way. This Memory Foam Lumbar Support Pillow is highly reviewed and affordable, and comes in a gift bag.

20. Square Aromatherapy Essential Oil Diffuser

Essential oils are beloved by everyone, and can help calm and soothe during and after a stressful day. Useful at home or at the office, or in a home office. Get one here.

21. Unique Investment Gift

Alternative Investments

This can be a bit of anything, in small or large amounts. If your financial advisor has a quirky thing for an alternative investment such as Bitcoin or Monero, you might consider giving them a memento like this or some actual equity in one of these alternative investments as a gift.

Other ideas:

  • Gold
  • Silver
  • US Treasury bonds
  • State treasury bonds
  • Interesting stocks
  • Litecoin
  • Etherium
  • Zcash

Financial Advisor Gifts

So those are our choices for 21 financial advisor gifts for your financial advisor to geek out on. What would you add or suggest?